In The Sun

Gingers Beware

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Just a normal family.

Me:
I don't know where I learned about it. I remember when I was like 8, Mom showed me a video and I already knew everything.
Dad:
What do you mean a video? Like what? A porn?
Me:
Yeah, Dad. Anal Assholes 9.
(Dad, disgusted and disappointed with his daughter, shakes his head as I laugh and laugh and laugh. 5 hours later, over dinner, he tried to get back at me.)
Dad:
Do you remember when we saw Patch Adams when you were 10 and after Robin Williams asks everyone if they like to masturbate, you asked me what masturbate meant?
Me:
Ugh, vaguely.
Dad:
And then did you know that after you got your period for the first time, and you told your mother not to tell me --
Me:
NO.
Dad:
SHE TOLD ME.
ME:
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
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